My favourite Seinfeld quote

Most of us, Seinfeld fans, have a favourite quote from that amazing comedy. The following 2 quotes are my favourite quotes ever:

This one is from The Red Dot episode.

Mr. Lippman: I'm going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?

George
:
Who said that?


Mr. Lippman:
She did.


George
:
Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you peope do that all the time.


And this one is from the infamous The Contest episode.

Estelle:
"I go out for a quart of milk. I come home and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!"
It's a real pity that this show is over....

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